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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Him: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

Repost this anywhere
hausoflacquer:

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hausoflacquer:

Love this. Gold chain laces from @crownthequeens. Shop in store or online www.crownthequeens.com

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asks:
Blowjob? or handjob?

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

scarletestelle:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

scarletestelle:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT